1. There is a Santa Claus, but he'll only visit you if you're good.
2. This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
3. Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap.
4. If you tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble.
5. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong
6. If you play with your privates too much, they'll drop off/you'll go blind.
7. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way
8. Mommy and/or Daddy never took illegal drugs/drank underage/had premarital sex.
9. SpongeBob's not on this week/the TV is broken/our cable is out.
10. The stork brought you to us.
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Top 10 Lies Mommy and Daddy Told Me
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ReplyDeletelol very funny!
ReplyDeletehahaha <3 that!!
ReplyDeleteyou need an 11th. mommy and daddy have never lied to you.
ReplyDeleteHaha so true
ReplyDeletenot once did my mum or dad ever say any of those things to me
ReplyDeleteLawlz...
ReplyDeleteNap XD
Number 7!! they said that aaaaallll the time when i was little xD
ReplyDeletenot all of them stand true.
ReplyDeletefucking cunt u a bastard
ReplyDeletethat is so true :L and they tell us not to lie grrr them haaa
ReplyDeletenumber 7 is completley true!
ReplyDeletei dont know why parents said it though?
number 3 is true!
ReplyDeletenumber three is the most true hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeletelies the never lied about 5 or 6 cause they are true
ReplyDelete- hm, ever fucking reterded. my parents never said anyone of those to me. and if any parent does they're comletly liars , so stick that in your crakc pipe & smoke it. :)
ReplyDelete^lmao shutuuup.
ReplyDeletedont bother commenting then faaaaag
jajaja. funny shit
ReplyDeletemy dad never lied to me about number 8. hahaha.
ReplyDeleteActually number 7 is true, I made a face one cold winter day and it stayed that way for an hour.....
ReplyDeletelolz they always used number 4
ReplyDeletemommy and daddy are taking a nap XDXDXD
ReplyDeleteWhat about the tooth fairy?
ReplyDeleteLol, my parents say 2,4 & 7 to me. Gosh.
ReplyDeleteahahahaha :P That was funny :) ahaha
ReplyDeletemommy and daddy are taking a nap
ReplyDeleteYou forgot "There is a God."
ReplyDeleteloll
ReplyDeletestalk not stork
ReplyDeleteha ha
ReplyDeletethey neva said 8???
lol except for 5 casue thats not a lie!
ReplyDeleteno 6
ReplyDeletehaha.. lol..
ReplyDeletelol true
ReplyDeletemommy and daddy are taking a nap...hell yeah!!
ReplyDeletesex and porn, thats sooo true:) porn magazines is the most common one:) i reckon they hav hardcore sex as well ..haha.
ReplyDeletei love #3!!! =))they go to bedroom so early... :P
ReplyDeletenumber 3 lolz all the time XD also tell me the truth u wont get into trouble. hhahahaha funny funny.
ReplyDelete"Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap?" "Then why do I hear noises?"
ReplyDelete3. Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap.
ReplyDeletelol true true XD
Mommy and daddy moan a lot in their sleep :D
ReplyDeletemummy and dadddy are having sex in their bedroom when they say we'll take a nap! I used to watch them from the window. i was going to the rooftop of the appartements next to my house and i was watching them ;p
ReplyDeleteWait... U need a 12. GUAN!
ReplyDeletelol :L
ReplyDeletebut my mum only said 1 & 7 :L
If i made pulled a face they used to saw good job it's not freezing outside :L
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
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... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
ahaa, :L
ReplyDeleteEmm...eating vegetables does make you big and strong.
ReplyDeleteOr bigger and stronger than you would otherwise be anyways.
Idiot.
the 3rd one LOL ! (:
ReplyDelete"Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong"
ReplyDeleteActually, they will. Well, they'll help you grow healthier.
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
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... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
ITS ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE
ReplyDeletewot about santa and the tooth fiary :L x
ReplyDeleteyer santa and tooth fairy
ReplyDeleteand 1 more
that babys come out mums tummy when they come out of mummys .. xD
i beg to differ with no.8. sorry pal but some people have dignity and are not stupid.
ReplyDeleteSeriously !! true !!
ReplyDeleteand there is a god. period.
ReplyDeleteNo darling mummy was just very angry at daddy and that was why i was screaming :} dad-youve been a very very abd girl oh erm sweetie mummy just told a lie so im telling her off
ReplyDeletehaha i had a threesome with my sisters..man it was good! brb having more sex ;)
ReplyDeletenot true
ReplyDeleteSo Funnyy :) annd i use to believe most of deem :| xx
ReplyDeleteHahaaa ooh yerh these bring back memories :) I showed this to my mom and she was like :O which just proves she was surprised to get caught out ;)
ReplyDeleteSO FUCKING TRUE :) xxxx
ReplyDeletenumber 7 is actually somewhat true! as a little kid i always crossed my eyes as much as they could and now they actually will randomly cross without me wanting them to. it blows
ReplyDeletei never got number 8 :L they've always been honest. They boozed, took drugs and had sex before marriage. No secrets XD
ReplyDeletemost of them are true... not all tho...
ReplyDeletethat sucked.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha bullshit sum of them
ReplyDeletethey tell me all these things evryday all thee time!!
ReplyDeletewhats up with nuimber 6?!?! never heard tht before and they nvr said tht to me...
ReplyDeletewtf is number 6 about?? lmao!(the private parts fallin off shit) thts hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNumber 4
ReplyDeletebit rubbish
ReplyDeletelmfao, my dad STILL uses the Spongebob one on me, it's all I'll ever watch on TV.<3
ReplyDelete6. If you play with your privates too much, they'll drop off/you'll go blind.
ReplyDeleteyour parent are wierd?;L
7. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way
the wind thingy eeek
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
haha funny stuff. but i think number 10, you meant to write store not stork. aha
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
This was a waste of my time!
ReplyDeletewow thats so true lol....:D
ReplyDeleteNumber 7 is true cause if you got a Spanish mom she will slap it permanent in your head!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
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... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
Im not to sure about #6.
ReplyDeleteMy parents arent that fucked up
D: SANTAS NOT REAL!?!?! :'(
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
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MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
Number 3... LMFAO
ReplyDeletemomy is this true
ReplyDeletehell my momma and daddy never told me number 6 .... then again they never had to... haha
ReplyDeleteSome are funneh and others are kinda not true!
ReplyDeleteI think the Santa was is one of the unture ones! He does give gifts to only good children :D (JKS)
if you eat all of your food, youll see a picture at the bottom of your plate !
ReplyDeletenumber 7...lol... i actually thought it was still true baha . omg :$
ReplyDelete7 IS in fact actually true. If you wrinkle your face and cry alot, your face does stay like that and devolop wrinkles.
ReplyDeleteahhaha my parents always tell me #3 its such a lie theres always the weird juices everywhere afterwords
ReplyDeletei never heard if u play with ur private one
ReplyDeletedamnnnn this is hott shitt here(:
ReplyDeleteBAHAHA.
funny how people are taking this waaaaay too seriously. hahaha. sure, it might not have happened to you, but that's irrelevant. have a sense of humor! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, i thought this was funny
ReplyDeleteive never heard the playing with your privates one before lol
ReplyDelete:DD I told them I was gunna take a "nap" once..and preceded out the door to my boyfriend's house. Hoo boy, I got in so much trouble after wards <3
ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure i've never heard my parents say #6, thats just stupid xD
ReplyDeletelmfao, my parents did tell me some of these things , but now theyre dead and i kinda miss it :(
ReplyDeletelmao, i remember my mom and dad telling me these things, ahahaaaa g-times!
ReplyDeletealso someday ur gonna be president psh cept for the actual presidents our parents had no right saying that!
ReplyDeleteLOL totally true!
ReplyDeleteLOL #6 MADE MI WHOLE LIFE HAPPY! XD
ReplyDeleteyou forgot "im not mad im just disapointed"
ReplyDeletemy parents have never said any of those things but probably because their asian~ :)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO to the person who said "another lie "There is no God" " I think I'm in love XD
ReplyDelete# 5 is true
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
this are hilarious.. especially seven lmfao!! :D at the beginning i thought number five was true but its milk that makes you strong and big. hahahah
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ReplyDeleteHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 3RD ONE FTW XDDD
ReplyDeletemy mommy and daddy let me watch themm have sexx.
ReplyDeleteHeard them all!
ReplyDeleteMy parents always told me #7 whenever I made an angry face....they said my face would be stuck all mad-looking for the rest of my life. D:
ReplyDeleteThey also always said #4 when they thought I did something mad so if I told the truth and said that I really did steal the cookies out of the cabinet, I DID get in trouble. LIARS. ;.;
& You should add:
11. We have never lied to you.
12. If you try really hard, you're gonna be president someday (okay, this isn't a lie for people who DID become president someday, but it is for 99.9% of America).
Mommy and Daddy were wrestling
ReplyDeletesad but true!! :D
ReplyDeletei dont get number 2...
ReplyDelete"All the other kids are sleeping now".
ReplyDelete"If you do [ ] I'll give you a surprise".
"Santa/The Easter Bunny/The Tooth Fairy are only going to come if your sleeping".
FML I HATE YOU MOMMY!!
ReplyDeleteI HATE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!
"not once did my mum or dad ever say any of those things to me"
ReplyDeletethats cuz ur parents raised u the wrong way... they didnt love you
Love number 3!
ReplyDeletehahahaha numba 3
ReplyDeleteyou know, all those were said to me, and i never beleived any of them.. I knew there wasnt a santa since i was 5, I knew they were "makin babies" cuz my mom was loud and so was their bed, and both my parents are drug addicts, and I knew that since I was 8 because it smelt like skunk in our house and I found their "rosemary spice" haah
ReplyDeleteyou forgot that they said the tooth fairy is real
ReplyDeletehaha i believed that till i was like 10 :P
mom & dad: you better be good or indians will come get you and sell you!
ReplyDeleteguess my parents were kinda racist in a way...haha
AHAHAHA. my parents admitted the use of illegal drugs, underage alcohol, and premarital sex, all by the time i was in 7th grade.
ReplyDeleteu forgot the biggest one- I LOVE U haha
ReplyDeleteThe "Mummy & Daddy are taking nap." is sooooo fake! LOL
ReplyDeleteyou need "mommy and daddy have never lied to you" xoox
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletenumber 8 never happened to me my parents are too open about that shit lol
ReplyDeletemy parents said all that but 4,6,7,8,9,10 cause my mother told me about number 8, in number 6 my mother just said it was bad, when i was 6 and learned about sex and told my mom it was sick she told me i was produced from sex, my father just kept pestering me about sponge bob or my parents just plug the tv cable out and never made any faces infront of my parents =P
ReplyDeletei have a manjina
ReplyDeleteAnother one... If you sit too close to the tv, your eyes will go square!
ReplyDeletenumber 7 seems to be veeery popular but not for my parents. they're a bit weird, you see. and anyways, my parents say a bunch of this stuff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time! mostly my mum, ot my "daddy" though. this is pretty funny though. "Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap." HA! more like "Mommy and Daddy are having sex so don't disturb us while we get it on."
ReplyDeleteThis ish nice. :3
ReplyDeleteSANTA...IS...REALLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeletehey u dipwads. it is stork. not stalk. the stalk left u here sinc ehwn do stalks dander about
ReplyDeletedickheads
so so very true what is goin throught their minds when they tell us these things phht silly mum and dad lol
ReplyDeleteI love 8 , becouse if they hadn't sex , so y im live ?
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeletecool i like num . 1 and the nap one cool <3 it !!!! proper cool like lad
ReplyDeleteno. 1,2,3,4,5,7,and 9 soooo true
ReplyDeletemy mum has never said any of those to me
ReplyDeletehaha, my parents have said like all of em at some point. lolz
ReplyDelete6 one is so very true...i've been tryin to make it drop off since i was 12...!! xD ...i askd sm girls to try too...bt for no good..!! :o :D
ReplyDeletei always got told number 6 haha ive been jacking off ever since i was 2 not knowong what it was
ReplyDeleteI was never told any of these things...
ReplyDeleteYeah! the nap! they wake up early and were tired...
ReplyDeletenumber 7 is truee!
ReplyDeletemy paren5ts said 1 n 7 all the time n they still do they think i belive them lmao
ReplyDeletething is i fiddle with my dong too much and it got infected
ReplyDeleteWTF U FIDDLE WID UR DONG AND IT GOT INFECTED I DONT THINK ANY ONE WANT TO NO SO JUST KEEP IT TO UR SELF K
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