No.1 - Age well
No.2 - F*** things
No.3 - Pee standing up
No.4 - Fertilize eggs
No.5 - Play real sports
Be honest; which of these would you prefer to watch: WNBA or NBA? NHL or women’s hockey? NFL or women’s rugby? MLB or softball?
`No.6 - Shave our heads
From Michael Jordan to David Beckham to Samuel L. Jackson guys wear bald better. Still need more proof? Just look at bald Britney.
No.7 - Navigate spatially
This explains why more men are math geniuses than women.
No.8 - Manscape
The playoff beard, the love canal, the Fu Manchu, and the goatee are strictly male innovations, and growing them are things only men can do.
No.9 - Hold our liquor
Men produce more of the protective enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase, which breaks down alcohol.
No.10 - Go topless
u forgot wank
ReplyDeleteshut up
ReplyDeletewank falls under sex
ReplyDeleteBreak our shirts with our bulging muscles :P
ReplyDeletechicks can walk around topless if we want to, but some of us just decide not to. boobs are better then pecks :)
ReplyDeleteI do believe that "Going Topless" meant to "Go topless" without persecution and or Judgement from the general public. =s
ReplyDeleteSure you can. But should you? =s
what about leave the kitchen, and drive well... lol i joke i joke
ReplyDeleteI can do most of those. Except 4 and 8...
ReplyDeleteNo.7 - Navigate spatially
ReplyDeleteThis explains why more men are math geniuses than women.
yeah sure... still... there may be more men math geniuses than woman ones, but there are more woman that are better in math than men!... and thats the truth
women can fertilise eggs, what if they are working in an IVF clinic yeah i went there!
ReplyDeletebasically whoever wrote this has been owned soo many times xD =D
ReplyDeleteomg u stupid idiots woman can go topless just decide not to for stupid pervs like u
ReplyDeleteWell done, wankin is masturbatin, and women can masturbate, well done at u =///
ReplyDeletelol, women can do pretty much all of these if they would like, fertilise eggs on the other hand is probably the only one not, unlike some1 sed they work in a IVF clinic, a girls are same at sports then men they just dont play as rough, and im quite smart in maths but i can name at least 50 girls that are smarter then me :P
ReplyDeletei'm a woman and i think that we should stay in the house cooking and cleaning all day
ReplyDeleteyou forgot one.
ReplyDeletewomen cant reverse park :L
we can reverse park. men cant stand it the mirror all day admiring their own boobs can they, men cant get out of things they dont want to do by saying they have cramps, men cant lie for hell, men cant give birth (vaginally) men cant produce their own milk from their own bodies.... must I go on??!
ReplyDeletemen do something with there lifes, where as women moan about what they dont have or cant do... bless
ReplyDeletewow what kind of pathetic guy wrote this? you really need to materialize shallow list of supposed "facts" with no basis in truth to make you feel superior to the other sex? really says a lot about where you get your false sense of superiority....
ReplyDeletePENIS!!!!
ReplyDeleteall this is wrong, its complete crap!!!! i can do all of these things except 4 and 8, and i can do most of it better then guys!!!! and the person 2 above this, exactly!!!!! it is pathetic, and no guy is going to get a great girl acting lie tat
ReplyDeleteI personally think for commenting, you are all assholes...It is just for some laughs...(yes posting this makes me a hypocrit [Dont care that I spelt that wrong])
ReplyDeletewomen can go topless.
ReplyDeletei fucked a turkey
ReplyDeleteI CAN PEE STANDING UP SO HA XP
ReplyDeleteWell, this is funny. Don't forget that guys can get away with being a scumbag manwhore more easily. I mean girls are so stupid and fall for it. They can become prostitutes and strippers without all the judgement. Oh and don't forget they can be the biggest homophobes, but shower with men in the locker rooms and slap their butts on the court. :)
ReplyDeleteI hate number 7! Its not true because I am a female and I am amazing at math
ReplyDeleteWell to tell you the truth.. i would reather see a woman with her top off than a man..
ReplyDeleteheheh... you have to laugh at the people who take it so seriously!!!
ReplyDeletei mean honestly im a girl and i thihn its hilarious... sure we can do most of this stuff but who cares!!!
anyway tis funny
I'm a girl and I can grow facial hair, because I'm European! XD *ba dum tish*
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, lighten up. Every person has their individual skills that don't apply to stereotypes. So who cares if you are female and good at maths? You are just a person who is good at maths, after all, we are all human! YEAH!
girls can pee standing up maybe not in the toilet but anywere else and yes we can go topless haha what do u htink we do in the shower ... F*** U girls play better sports than guys hahahahahahaha well atleast there are less injuries and deaths :P
ReplyDeleteGirls age better than boys omfg and only brittany spears looks bad with a shaved head hahahahah maybe cause we have nicer faces :P
what about bleed for 5 days & still not die?
ReplyDeleteOh my god does it matter?!?! Seriously I'm a girl and I don't really care. Stop bitching about this list and go prove to guys that you can do this stuff if you want them to know that! Besides get over the list it was for entertainment purposes. Seriously people get a life
ReplyDeleteCHILL PEOPLE! COMMON, tis is a joke site
ReplyDeletethis is lol,,,,, GIRLS RULE :P
ReplyDeleteWhat, women can't go topless now? haha
ReplyDeleteive shaved my head many a time.
ReplyDeletedoes this mean im male now?
Fail.
I am sure all men want us women to do number 10.
ReplyDeleteWomen can go topless as much as they want. The more jugs out there swingin in the breeze the better!
ReplyDeletelol, true true.
ReplyDelete1 men age better than women, cause women are more stressed than men
ReplyDelete5 men are biologically built to be more athletic than women
7 women can multitask - men are better with spatial comcepts like map reading
9 men can hold liquor better for the fact that men are generally larger than women
And incase you think i'm being bias
men came fisrt but perfection takes time
FUCKING HELL THE COMMENTS ARE FUNNIER THEN THE TEXT ITSELF. They say they can do these things :D
ReplyDelete1. Woman cannot fuck things for that means they stick their "MALE" genital into the womans
2. with shave their heads he means make it look good. I have never and i mean never seen a decent looking bald head on a woman.
3. The average man can handle two times the amount of alcohol the average woman can
4.and with the topless thing he means that it is socially acceptable for a man to walk around topless and it is not for a woman. It is actually illegal in most 1st world countries for a woman to expose her breasts in public
5. Men also on average have a higher developed right lobe which enables them to be good at maths. From experience most women who are good at maths gained that from studying rather then natural talent.
Also THIS IS A JOKE (Though true) only a dumb woman would take this shit seriously.
p.s. why do so many woman have computers in the kitchen?
well MILFs are proof that women CAN age well...
ReplyDeleteNo.7 - Navigate spatially
ReplyDeleteThis explains why more men are math geniuses than women.
wtf.. i hope this is a joke
haha who was it who said wank comes under sex?? what a bell end
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Bet the men would enjoy it if women went topless :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are all the guys commenting about being in the kitchen?? I cant cook at all, My husband does it :D
all those chicks who got serious over this are just over dramatic. GET A LIFE AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF READING AND ARGUING OVER A POST ON A JOKE SITE!!!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
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beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
woman can wank you stupid nerd...
ReplyDeleteWhoever wrote this must have known they were going to get so many naive people actually taking it seriously.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing on this list that a woman can't do is fertilise eggs (Have you been to Germany? The women are hairier than the men.) But on the other hand, without the women, the men can't have a child. A woman can go to a clinic, get the sperm inseminated and have a child. Where are the men going to keep a growing foetus?
Personally, I think women are the better sex. My wife is by far superior to me and all the women I know are highly intelligent, work hard, have great jobs and are excellent mothers. Most of the blokes I know go to work, go to the pub, do what they have to do to get by/survive and rely on their partners to make sure everything runs as it should.
Let's admit it guys, we'd be lost without the ball and chain.
urr, the standing up and peeing one isnt really true, i saw on the news that they invented a thing that a women shoves up her vagina and it lets them pee standing up :/
ReplyDeletelmfao but i love it how the things women can do is 20 and the things men can do is 10 :L
ReplyDeletei think men and woman are equal fair enough men can pee standing up and women can't while using the toilet but the sex fight thingy is doing my head in i have a girlfriend and the only thing she can do that i cant is beat up a girl coz she can beat up a boy trust me by the way both sexs can multi-task i can read draw and talk at the same time and play on my game without looking at the screen and do ok so mult tasking is can be done boys girls men women
ReplyDeleteomg some of this is sooo sexist, almost everything this is so stupid
ReplyDeleteI've known plenty of women with shaved heads and looked good. My mum shaved her head when she was going through chemo, it actually suited her very well so she kept it short for the rest of her life.
ReplyDeleteAll of you who reacted to this:
ReplyDeleteSetiously? Is this a fight? Why do you bother arguing? Let persons like this be who they are, cuz they will allways be. Don't let yourself get mad at this, there is no point.
Just let them go on and laugh quietly at them ;)
hell, i can pee into a toilet standing up. And i'm a chick. TAKE THAT, BITCHES.
ReplyDelete1. some girls do age well
ReplyDelete2. thanks to sex toys we now can f***!
3. girls can pee standing up we just like the luxery of sitting down! much more comfortable!
4. we can fertalise eggs, heard of embryology? and now scientists know how to make sperm without a man!
5. fair enough girls are normally not as good as sport but check out these beasts- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv8LwVvY6b4
6. and in some places we can go toppless! at least we got goods only special people are allowed to see! :P
Women can do everything a man can do, maybe sometimes not as well, but they have other that they PWN us in; like making sandwiches. I jk, i jk.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously guys, you won't get far if you think that guys are better than girls.
I'm a guy btw, just sticking up for you girls :P
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN :D
ReplyDeleteMany of these are OBVIOUSLY stupid things, same goes for the one about women! It is meant for COMICAL reasons! :D
Nobody should get worked up over things like this! Sure some of them may be insulting to the other gender, but anyone who takes these things as gospel for all members of the targeted gender CLEARLY doesn't have the common sense that you should probably have a standard for befriending or liking someone anyway!
P.S. I'm a guy! and I cant do some of these things hahahah [ namely shave my head and hold my liquor! ]
and I know a woman with a glorious mustache and a woman who fertilizes eggs in the biomedical research facility where she works quite often :]
haha i love how us men think we're better than women. at the end of the day we wouldnt be here without women. and yeah the whole 'adam was made before eve thing' but come on women give birth TO boys who turn into men sure a man helped but with science nowadays soon we wont need men lol so men lose and yeah im a man but i dont care lol
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
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... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
number ten = LOL
ReplyDeleteyou forgot have a shit, without smearing it somewhere else ;)
ReplyDeleteI disagree with number 9 & 10 for the following reasons has a woman i can hold ma liquor betta than most men n women can go topless cos u men wudnt b able t read a paper wivout wanting t turn t page 3 if there were no women in them TOPLESS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteu women are pathetic, bitching on about this stuff, and yes i am a sexist
ReplyDeleteWell i have to say im a girl and i can pee standing up . its a challenge but its defiantly comes in handy!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
I know i have already said this but the dumb bitches obviously didn't read it.
ReplyDeleteFor woman who think they can do the things in the text :D
1. Woman cannot fuck things for that means they stick their "MALE" genital into the womans. Using a dildo is still not fucking its masturbating the receiver.
2. with shave their heads he means make it look good. I have never and i mean never seen a decent looking bald head on a woman.
3. The average man can handle two times the amount of alcohol the average woman can
4.and with the topless thing he means that it is socially acceptable for a man to walk around topless and it is not for a woman. It is actually illegal in most 1st world countries for a woman to expose her breasts in public
5. Men also on average have a higher developed right lobe which enables them to be good at maths. From experience most women who are good at maths gained that from studying rather then natural talent.
Also THIS IS A JOKE (Though true) only a dumb woman would take this shit seriously.
this has stuck in ma mind while readin the comments
ReplyDeletei was havin a laugh at the big arguement then i saw that some legend in the middle of it all had wrote penis how random in an arguement
whoever that was you are a legend
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
Woman can grow facial hair. If any woman really wanted to. She could grow a goatee. Just requires shaving the face a couple of times. Men can do it easier yeah, but fact is, shave a womans face, sooner or later, the hair will grow back thick.
ReplyDeleteThese lists are funny. Stupid though. People's reactions to them.
But can men bleed for five days and live without a scar? Hmm?
ReplyDeleteWho says girls can't go topless??
ReplyDeletewomen can't go topless? or do you just not want them to? if its the latter, hears my response - what're you, gay?
ReplyDeletego women
ReplyDeleteLol, This Is Kinda Fail =] Sorry , But It Is.
ReplyDeleteOh Ya, Who Said Females Can't F Things? They Can, They Can Even F Guys =___=
.... I SAY THAT MEN ARE BETTER!
ReplyDeletego colorblind
ReplyDeleteActually for number 10. thats wrong. there are a couple women that always for around the town with their tops off.
ReplyDeleteUhm , sexist much?
ReplyDeleteWoman can do all that hahaha!! and most men would like to see 10. and watch the one about sports. I mean...our boobs tend to flop around
ReplyDeletesure, girls can go topless if they want but it's illegal. girls, try going topless outside and see what happens. i hope you can afford that ticket for public nudity
ReplyDeletefuck jews
ReplyDeletegirls can def go topless, and i'm pretty sure everyone would like that ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, i am a woman and i DO play a real sport, Water polo, half of you jackasses don't have big enough balls to play that sport that complex. and also, i know a lot of women who navigate and age well. Also, i love hard liquor, and i hold it unlike some men i know. :) So in all reality, Guys can't do half the shit we can. :) Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteohh, and i do go topless :)
ReplyDeletewomen can go topless too!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteif women cant wear shirts, men shouldnt!! its not fair to society.
ReplyDeletesorry to be rude to the women commenting on this, but there is a list of "20 things women can do that men cant" now i may not be the best "math genius" but thats twice as many as this one, granted they more humorous but still, i took them as a joke and not personally, so i think the women reading this should be the bigger person and just laugh
ReplyDeleteWOMEN SHOULD JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN AND THE BEDROOM. SURE WOMEN GET IT BETTER IN BED, BUT THINK ABOUT IT IN THE DAY TIME, ALL THE WOMEN HAVE TO CLEAN, TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE, KIDS, AND MEN JUST LIE BACK AND DO NOTHING UNLESS YOU'RE A NICE HUSBAND...WOMEN DON'T REALLY GET SHIT EXCEPT FOR BONDING WITH YOUR BABY, GET OUT OF POLICE TICKETS AND SUCH, AND GET LAID WHENEVER THEY WANT
ReplyDeleteEvery guy i know thinks that softball is better than baseball! what girl, besides brittney, would like to shave their heads? and also, girls can go topless and look better than any guy on the planet. the guy who wrote this probably has no life, no girlfriend, and lives with his mom and im sorry for that guy
ReplyDeleteMale sports are more competitive and at a higher level than female sports, that's a fact.
ReplyDeleteMen can hold their liqueur better than woman, fact.
Women don't fuck anything, they get fucked. You can't fuck something with a hole. Fact.
The vast majority of prodigies are male. And all the top mathematicians of the world are men for the most part. Fact
Peeing is easier for men. A guy can walk up to a tree.....>_>
actually we can do pretty much all of those things besides fertilize eggs and manscape
ReplyDeleteand drive, women can't drive for shit
ReplyDelete"wow what kind of pathetic guy wrote this? you really need to materialize shallow list of supposed "facts" with no basis in truth to make you feel superior to the other sex? really says a lot about where you get your false sense of superiority...."
ReplyDeletewow its a JOKE... look at the top. it says giggles and lols. what an idiot..
women can pee standin up... it just gets all over their legs. xD
ReplyDeletewhat guy wouldnt want to see boobs? girls are better. the bigger the boobs the better? FOR GUYS: so if there were no woman who would you fuck in bed guys? NO. YOU WOULD WANT TO F GIRLS CUZ OF THERE TITS.
ReplyDeletei dont like # 10. chicks can go topless too!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
to all the stupid women who think they can go out topless, in most locations in the U.S. and Canada public nudity is illegal
ReplyDeleteBoobs are hunks of fat that can be used as the 'reigns' during sex
ReplyDeleteSo giddy-up! and I would rather have pecs then that bouncy stuff.
It's nice to look at though
"Woman can grow facial hair. If any woman really wanted to. She could grow a goatee. Just requires shaving the face a couple of times. Men can do it easier yeah, but fact is, shave a womans face, sooner or later, the hair will grow back thick."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHahahhahahhaha, I would love to see this
girls can go topless to and i think it would be more interesting to see a girl topless than a guy:P
ReplyDeleteGirls could go topless and it would be hotter than a guy!
ReplyDeletei love jacking off :)
ReplyDeleteactually to one of the first comments wank is a term like jerking women cant mastrabate in a jerking motion
ReplyDeleteyes thst is true but st the same time its illegal and im pretty sure no girls just wander out of the kitchen to go out in public without a shirt on...
ReplyDeleteand us guys dont want to have sex with women because of there boobs we want to have sex because we are showing that we love you and want to be with you
ReplyDeleteur all gays who need to get lyfs!
ReplyDeleteive seen models shave there heads and they look FIERCE idk what your talking about
ReplyDeletethe sport one is just bull
ReplyDeleteYou guys are all fucked up. Men and Women Are equal in many ways. but without the other we are all fucked. Women Cant have a baby without the guys sperm. sure they can go to a sperm bank. but they are getting that sperm from a desperate as GUY needing money. Guys cant really make a baby yes they can get an egg from a WOMEN and grow the kid in a tube. But really who the fuck wants either of those things ? And yes all straight men would like it if women went topless BUT GIrls dont u just love seeing a guy who has a six pack and ripped arms run by? Sure women make their own milk but isnt it nice when u have had a rough day and there husband/boyfriend come up gives them a back massage. And many women cant cook i know for one my father and i do most of the cooking our house. But many women cook much better than i do. My faveourite cook book is made by a female. All though there are many math genuises that are men (stephen hawkings albert Einstein) The reason women havent had as many math genuises is because they have hardly been given a chance to. Look at our past in many countries women were treated like animals. They were a different species . No women can not go bald that is very much a turn off no matter what girls think. But what guy can have his hair hanging down to his ass. Also What is a real sport like cmon. POKER is now a sport. really u cant say what a real sport is. Yes men can hold more alcohol. but isnt that what men want? dont they want the girl drunk so they can stick there most likely tiny ass dick (otherwise they would have already got some) in the girl . Women Can grow facial hair but thats like a guy growing out his nose hair. UN attractive. Women if they have many babies may have problems aging well but they can age brilliantly i have seen many gorgeous milfs. Men can navigate in their head CONGRATS. their are many things you cant do in ur head. How bout long math questions? Thats what a calculator for. So what women cant always navigate in their head. Thats what a gps is for. And the peeing standing up Who really gives a fuck? u cant squat and piss so...? and who ever that dumb ass is who said girls cant masturbate has serious issues or is gay and only thinks of dicks.
ReplyDeleteim a chick, guess what, i think we need to do no more than get up, clan the house, make breakfast, clean, make sandwiches, clean, clean, make dinner, clean some more, then do whatever the boys like in the bedroom
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
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will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
women can do way more than guys can, you just can accept the straight fact. :)
ReplyDeleteFuck women...
ReplyDelete10 isnt true (:
ReplyDeleteI know men Who do way more shit then women .
ReplyDeletepshhhhh natalie portman was HOT bald
ReplyDeletewhat i dont understand is why you left the comment column open, cause you know youre gonna get a ton of retards saying "i can do that!" and womens activists bitching about how they are insulted by this... NO ONE CARES its humerous get over yourselves :)
ReplyDeletegirls can go topless
ReplyDeletei find nothing wrong with it
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletepshhhhh natalie portman was HOT bald
WTF is wrong wit u?!
you forgot drive decently
ReplyDeletei f* a dog
ReplyDeleteyeah shure you can go topless but how many of you ¨men¨would like us GIRLS to go topless hahaha
ReplyDeleteand so you know we can do more things at the same time than you.we can be pregnant and give birth so shut up cus a girl is your mom!!
forgot wanking ... or get an erection
ReplyDeletethe alcohol thing is bull...i can hold my liquor a hell of a lot better than 90% of the guys i know....so ya.....oh and i can do 3 things that men cant....i get a period which gives me a reason to be bitch one week out of the month, i can get pregnant, and i can give birth....the last 1 is the most painful thing a woman will ever go through, and i would love to see a man go through it!!! that would make my day :D
ReplyDeletei am a woman. I CAN DO MATHS 1+3 = 2
ReplyDeletefun fact the word man means hand
no man want breasts. 50% actually look pretty bad. girls also have hormones that make them more sensitive. guys that have that hormone usually end up gay (girly guys don't count in this discussion)
ReplyDeleteI have nice pecks and i wouldn't swap them for the spine fucking obstacles that will get saggier with age.
Girls can go topless.. and we'd look better than a guy, for sure. o wO I mean, c'mon, we gots boobs. Not hairy chest. :c
ReplyDeletethis os complety for dubns and gays, i love woman.
ReplyDelete5 men can pee at a toilet bowl at the same time. beat that ladies!
ReplyDeleteYou just stated the genetic differences between men and woman. And woman go topless better than men. And I'm a guy (that's not biased like you guys).
ReplyDeletethat men are smarter than women one is sooooo not true DX sexist DX im way smarter than all the boys in my class, and my school is one of the best IB programmed schools in Japan DX
ReplyDeletefunny how you try to justify everything. I think being a woman is better: we can have a baby. we have something growing inside of us, feel it kick, create a human life. you will never know the feeling: you will never have a child.
ReplyDeleteand judging by your attitude, you will never have a girlfriend either
aha i like how more than 50% of the things women come back are "women have boobs!" or some gay shit like that.like what a joke. come up with something a little bit more please.
ReplyDeleteactually women can pee standing up, we just kinda miss the toilet ;) lol
ReplyDeletemore people want vaginas then dicks
ReplyDeleteCLEARLY girls can go topless too:L
ReplyDeleteI dono y girls r fu**in takin dis so seriously... chill out girls.. ur gettin aggressive in sum comments.. itz an entertainment site...!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWELL.
ReplyDeleteI'm a woman.
1. I can age well.
2. I can fuck things as well.
3. I'm pretty sure that ANYONE can pee standing up.
4. WELL, I can't do that, but at least I don't have to worry about getting someone pregnant!
5. So, you call everything below pro NOT a real sport? I can beat many males in Hockey. deal with it.
6. I'm pretty sure tons of women can rock a shaved head. Brittney spears is jsut a bad example.
7. well, I'm bad at math, so I can't say anything.
8. can't do that, but WHY WOULD I WANT TO.
9. I can hold my liquor fine, thank you very much.
10. I can go topless if I want, so what's your point?
YOU sir, are an idiot.
Get your facts right.
and you, you woman, are a slut!
ReplyDeleteand i would like to see u try and pee standing up!
im a man and i dont agree with this women can do what they like so i give this 2 thumbs down for being stupid
ReplyDeleteWho says that a woman can't go topless? Just because she would be totally humiliated for the rest of her life; she could still go topless. Especially on the beach. And honestly guys, who would you look at? A topless man or a topless woman?
ReplyDeletei noticed a lot of girls are finding things to "bend" reality:
ReplyDeleteeg.girls say that they can:
-fertilize eggs= thanks to embryology
-shave their heads= yh but its ugly
-go topless= seriously if a man walked in the street topless, ppl wouldnt mind(not much), whereas if a girl did that she would, (definetly be admired), but it would be illegal( in most places, not nudist beaches)
-play sports well (get less injured)= boys play rough against each other, women also do but not as much
-thay can handle liquor better= seriously even if a girl states she knows men that handle it less well, their just pussies
and finally
-they can f*ck things=of course you can,(with strap-ons).to fuck something you need a PENIS
all of this to say that in those ten things, men are better but (think of it this way) women can do things that men cant generally do. this shit is just general, i dont give a fuck if you work in a embryology lab, you cant fertilize eggs
P.S. for the comment above ,we are not talking about which one looks better
One thing from this is Men spend time better than girls. We don't gossip. We don't complain (as much). We're efficient and are way quicker than most girls.
ReplyDeleteAlso, perhaps reason why female comment more than men is you girls don't understand us. You're pretty sure on what you can do, but you don't thought of what WE can.
lol funny. Some people really can't take a joke.
ReplyDeleteit is stereotyping, he could have put much worse so all of u females who don't like it SHUT THE FUCK UP!
you say we waste time gossiping but you waste your time insulting women on a blog...'nuff said
ReplyDeleteif you are reading this you have succsesfully read all of the post, not including the ones below me.sexist ba****s
ReplyDeleteOh Guys Will Agree , Girls Looks Betta Topless ... Waaayy Beterr ;]
ReplyDeleteno 1 is a load of bullshit women age better than men :/
ReplyDeletehahahah you all say women can go topless.... then f**kin prove it!! haahh i grow a beard within 4 days id like to see you ladies do that hahaha and pee standing up i want to see so i can laugh ahahaah as you pee on the floor!!!! hahaah guys win! but the one thing women are good at is being sexy for us guys hahah
ReplyDeleteAll of you killed the joke. >:(
ReplyDeleteTake your seriousness where its wanted.
i can do all of these apart from 4 :) n im a girl :P
ReplyDeleteIt's aggravating when you hypocrites come in here saying things like women are better. We all have our pros and cons, just shut the fuck up!
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