1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won’t even notice you’re not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?
14. Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we’re thinking he might get kicked out of line.
15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or “period” and men instantly let you have your way.
16. Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re homeless.
17. Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.
18. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it: We don’t have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turned on in public.
19. Wear a thong: They make our ass look great and are a surefire way to turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look gross!
20. Get a manicure: Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won’t even notice you’re not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?
14. Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we’re thinking he might get kicked out of line.
15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or “period” and men instantly let you have your way.
16. Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re homeless.
17. Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.
18. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it: We don’t have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turned on in public.
19. Wear a thong: They make our ass look great and are a surefire way to turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look gross!
20. Get a manicure: Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
ReplyDeleteyeah cuz a 90 year old is defiantly going to have an orgasm, this page was obviously made by a lesbo.
^^^^ dumbest comment ever.
ReplyDeleteIt's not five to ten anyway, it's about three-four. I'd bet there'd be a longer list if a guy made one of these anyway
ReplyDeleteLOL THAT IS NOT true
ReplyDelete^^
ReplyDeleteActually, it is about 5-10
Studies show that Males generally live to around 63 and Females around 72.
And yes, it is possible for a 90yr old to have an orgasm. They haven't suddenly lost all the equipment with old age.
And the writer never said they were 90. You're just overexaggerating to try and appear more intelligent.
If you're not mature enough to take these with the humour (as well as truth) included, then you shouldn't be reading it.
one more...
ReplyDeletewomen can wear guys' clothes and still can look absolutely sexy, hot and gorgeous but if guys wear girls' clothes... it just looks gross
funny thing, sex competitions arent really a place for intellectual discussion. this is how women are better than men, hence sexist...
ReplyDeletehere is one thing women can do that men cant, be blatantly sexist and not be treated with disdain and hatred by all intelligent people who hear them, people become sympathetic to women, people treat men with disdain. cool?
The majority of this list is about how women can make themselves look good for men. Damn, That really makes me, as a man, want to be a woman.
ReplyDeleteYou proved your point real good.
seriously? whoever wrote this, how about you try and make yourself look a bit more respectable as a woman.. you're a disgrace... stop shaking your booty for men, so they buy you drinks and get a fucking job so you can buy your own.. and maybe make the list a bit more accurate.. fucks sake... you're making all of us look bad..
ReplyDeletenumber 5 is deffo wrong :| both my nans died before my grandads :| xx
ReplyDeletebloody hell ! lighten up people, its just a bit of fun, i dont care how other girls make me look (btw i am female) my friends and family know me so it doesnt matter, and it doesnt matter if they are wrong, its a JOKE! uptight pricks ¬.¬ xxxx well done to who ever wrote this. hilarious shit xx
ReplyDeleteAgreed with last comment, lighten up people, if you didn't want to laugh, don't read it! And if you did want to laugh but didn't, don't comment!
ReplyDeleteI love this list! Shows what girls are really like ... sluts! So yeah my point prooven that some girls can be sluts! Thank you
ReplyDeletethe thing is women men rule the world so goo make me a sandwich :D!
ReplyDeletei would just like 2 add that im a beauty therapist and we have straight men come in our salon all the time for treatments.. just coz they like 2 be pampered aswell does not mean they are gay. and they dont have 2 have theyre nails painted in order 2 have a manicure or pedicure..
ReplyDeleteabout that live longer shit i don't want to live long as hell, i want to be retired for like 5-10 years then i think im ready to die wats the point of living to a hundred? alone, sinle.... just sitting in a wheelchair you cant even talk, wohoo im alive im 120 i cant even go shit by my self!
ReplyDeleteim a lad and it is quite funny and what straight bloke doesnt like to see a girl shake ther ass. you gay if not
ReplyDelete21. moan about stuff all day, sometimes stuff that hasn't even happened yet...
ReplyDeleteWell,
ReplyDeleteDon't forgot women can make a HELL of a sandwich!
That's a crucial part of a woman!
nice onee :))
ReplyDeleteSammitch! now !
ReplyDeletewow you know you just made yourself sound like one of the biggest sluts ever
ReplyDelete11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
ReplyDeletedemi moore is one person. there are wayyy more hot older men than women. well, to me anyways.
george clooney, robert downey jr, johnny depp, etc.
whoo really cares?
ReplyDeletelike honestly.
anny guuy whoo had commented this and think this is stuupid or pointless,well sorry to break it to you,buut im pree suure ur 20 things guys can do that girls cant orw.e arent more reasonable than this one.kay? imma female btw:)
hahaha i like them& who ever doesnt then dont comment!
ReplyDeleteguys dont look homeless with long hair, look at half of Norway and 95% of the metal population, and theres some guys with no last names, like teller... all i can think but still, good list other than those two
ReplyDeleteive faked my orgasm before and im a guy ahahaha, sounds gay but when your pumping away for 30 minutes with a girl that lies there and doesnt do fuck all you start to get a little bored...
ReplyDeletethey can also make us a sandwich
ReplyDeleteKUDOS!
ReplyDeleteagreed, all women are good for is making sandwiches they should be locked up in zoos for guys to fuck and the ladies just do all the work so they dont have to constantly be nagging on the guys...
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AGREE MAKE US A SANDWICH
ReplyDeleteeveryone....CALM THE FUCK DOWN
ReplyDeleteniggas
ReplyDeleteelvis? bono? prince? beck? sting? sinbad? usher? eminem? mozart? picasso? raphael? michaelangelo?
ReplyDeleteyou people need to chill the fuck out
ReplyDeletethis is obviously meant to be taken as a joke
calm down about the whole sandwich making thing because it's getting alittle old, it wasn't funny to begin with and it still isn't so how about you grow up and do something productive with your life
Yeah, when guys can do all those twenty things, whether they matter or not, THEN I will make them a damn sandwich. Until then grow some balls, cause women can do it all.
ReplyDeleteWOW. some of these people need to LIGHTEN UP. okay? it was just a joke!!!
ReplyDeleteespecially the person who wrote at 10:59 AM.
dont you think YOU are being sexist by judjing all women like that?
and 7:17PM...that was just rude and insulting. who do you think you are?
I'm gonna have to disagree with #6 and #14, i have done both, and i am a man ahaha. it was a female bouncer incharge of the others, and im not normal? other guys must suckk to be with, sorry ladies for any lacking on their parts xD
ReplyDeletethey're trying their best.
Men > Women
ReplyDeletefunny thing...... women writing this kind of list just make me think..... how bad here last relationship was.
ReplyDeletethere is no need to hate, if it takes 2 to date
I THINK GUYS WITH LONG HAIR ARE HOT.
ReplyDeleteMost importantly, guys can't make sammiches. Guys also can't spend their entire lives between the kitchen and the laundry room. I'm proud of being female. Except those monthly things. No bathroom between the kitchen and laundry room. :/
ReplyDeleteI laugh at the fact that half of these things include a girl using these things to get a guy.
ReplyDeleteI HEARD BEING PREGNANT ISN'T FUN. IMPROVE THE LIST, YOU FEMINIST PRICK. (btw i'm a woman. HAHA )
ReplyDelete1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
ReplyDeleteoh wow you're so clever to pull the pregnancy card
of course you can get pregnant and we can't
here's something guys can do that women can't: stop talking.
Who owns the female that wrote this blog?! Make her chain shorter or take the fucking PC out of the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteIf my bitches see this they will riot and try to take half...
What kind of women had the time to write this AND make sandwiches? This is blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteThe real question should be how she got the computer into the kitchen!
I like 16 :>
ReplyDeleteThe guy part's funneh!
1 main thing a guy has that agirl doesn't- A FUCKIN PENIS BITCHHH
ReplyDeleteTHis is crap, most guys can do almost all these things, they just dont want to, havent u seen draq-queens, and homosexuals? and that dude who got pregnant. the onlæy thing that we cant is the pms, since that has something to do with the anatomy of the female body, the rest is superficial and can be done by a monkey, aswell as any man.
ReplyDeletean addition to number 5 the live longer one.
ReplyDeleteerm werent males more involved in wars and what not in the past. while the women were at home with the threat of burning themselves on the oven. men were out trying to survive
I'm a chick, and I think this list is amusing. I also think the 20 things guys can do that girls can't is pretty funny too. And I love the sexist jokes about women only being allowed in the kitchen, to make sandwiches. I just don't get how so many people can take all of these things so seriously. It is a joke, so get over it.
ReplyDeleteFeminism is no longer about empowering women. it is about depowering men. Feminists. suck my dick.
ReplyDeleteand men can multitask a lot better than women. MOST of those are multi sex tasks, and although done mainly by women, men can do them if they really want, they just choose not too. the only ones that ONLY women can do is: get pregnant, pms everywhere, gettin horny in public without anyone knowing the rest men can do fine.
ReplyDeletewomen live 5 to ten years longer, statistics mean nothing to the individiual. even though your a women i can still have 50% chance of living as long as you.
ReplyDeletemen can fake it. oh oh yea baby right there wait dont move *cums* ah noe didnt get it in.
why would a man want a manicure or to wear thongs thats like a women wanting a penis,
women bith about giving bith why at all would a man want to get pregnent ?
man dont ask directions because the journey is more fun than the destination.
and the rest is degrading to women and just states them as a sex item.
this list is a joke and how did this get made ?? shouldnt women be in the kitchen cooking for men.
I looked through this list and realized there is no sandwich making involved.
ReplyDeleteohh, #5,
ReplyDeleteit actually depends on our country, :D
Want to know why married men die before their wife......
ReplyDeleteThey simply want to. =D
And most of those things are actually what makes a mans life easy :D
we dont have to worry as much about our looks, we dont get pregnant, so yes we dont get as close to the child but it doesnt mean that fathers love their children any less than the mothers do.
My nan died ages ago and my grandads still alive so no its not true that women live longer then men, &+ i also cant see anything about a sandwich .. :l
ReplyDeleteha loves it evry1 stressin over someone tryin to av a laff
ReplyDeletechill ppl
zac efron nd justin bieber have long hair andd ooft the are haaaawt ! :-) but i like these, there fun ;D well done.
ReplyDeleteLove this!!!
ReplyDeleteguys with long hair (and I don't really class zac efron or justin bieber as men ahhaha or having long hair ) are sexy :P But I'm a metal bint and that's kind of predictable to think that... but my boyfriends hair is halfway down his back and he's yummy :3
ReplyDeleteTongs arent a turn on. its a bit of string up your ass. panties make me sweat :L
ReplyDeleteoh dear god people. look. stop fighting and saying men cant make a sandwich! hello. most famous chefs are men! also, i think that men should have to go around in high heels and skirts for a day, then see how they like it. if they want women to look nice, then dont moan about us taking ages to get ready. people who made sexist comments on this are arses. maybe the women who wrote this is a feminist, BUT WHO. CARES. note: i am a women aha (also thw stuff i said was in a random order but ah well)
ReplyDeletewho gave this bitch to make up this thing when shes post to be in the kitchen making me a sandwich
ReplyDeletemen are more intelligant we can out smart women were stronger faster more advanced in every way more than women lol
ReplyDeleteFuck off with the 'become a fan to view content' It's too much effort to turn off page styling just to see the link all the time :/ makes a boring facebook life a little more boring :/
ReplyDeleteI laughed at every post here. Including mine.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is that the battle of the sexes is still on and its the truth, boys and girls are equal even girls can do things we cant. But we cant survive without each other so lets calm down, i dont agree with some of this but hey, THATS LIFE. (and im a man)
ReplyDeleteDefo made by a lesbo!
ReplyDeleteguys can fake it! cue scene from [scrubs]
ReplyDeletea few of those things make women sound a bit shallow.
ReplyDeletei like women.
ReplyDeletewow people, your pretty uptight, i mean.. so yeah, a few people don't agree with the list, but that doesn't mean you should say that all women are slags, i mean, come on! that's completely out of order and really unfair, and most of this list is true anyway, so i don't honestly know what your complaining about? it's just a bit of fun. you really don't need to take it to heart or too seriously, i personally love this! well done to whoever thought this up.
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
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beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
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END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
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most of these are really shallow - and oh yeah, i'm a girl
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
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END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteboobs ftw
ReplyDeletewe live in a male dominated world. lets leave it that shall we? NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
ReplyDeletealso average age of a male death 63? BULL SHIT. where are you living? in a third world country?
dont forget that another thing a girl can do that a guy cant is girls can bleed for like a week staight and not die ....if a guy was bleeding he would die in like 2 days not even !
ReplyDeletemen can actually have multiple orgasms!! look it up!!
ReplyDelete#6 is just unfair hahaha
ReplyDeletewomen can finger themselves to orgasm guys cant
ReplyDeleteWomen shutup no one cares if you can do that people only care if you can make a good sandwich!
ReplyDeleteWait, wtf is this list doing on here? whys the bitch out of the kitchen?
ReplyDeleteMake meh a SANDWICH!!! Now Woman! Then go to the kitchen and await orders.
ReplyDeleteBtw, guys can fake an orgasm :P
Well this is kinda about making girls look good for men, and makes us sound like sluts... But other women dont represent 1 person. so it doesnt matter what all the haters say. its was made for a laugh. if you dont have a sense of humor then shut up & dont read it.
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
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beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
haha, people are really getting too hype about this. calm down. it's really not that serious. kthanx!!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
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END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
most of these points are crap how does wearin highheels do anything, girls only wear them because they are small and men dont need to, and if i was a police officer and a woman just said "sorry officer" id be like fuck you im still givin you a ticket.a few things guys can do that girls cant, have a wank, shag girls get em pregnant and can fuck off, shag loads of girls and people arnt bothered and if a girl does it shes a slag, earn a decent wage :L, talk about shaggin in public and no one is bothered if a girl does they look quite wierd,men dont do the housework women do, hang out with the lads drink and watch sports,not have to think about using a tampon every month, burp fart in public and its not that big a deal if a girl does the look sick, throw or kick a ball and not look like a retard i could go on and on it pisses me off how girls think there amazin at everything and how there so much better than men, when they used to want to be treated like equals now they want to be treated alot better than men well fuck off :L
ReplyDeleteSandwich+kitchen=win :D
ReplyDeletecomin from a boy...haha guys dont miss haircuts... we just go. if our hair is long its cus we like it that way, and surely some other decent women prob will too. so chill out, author, u cudda made this so much more funny if u werent so bitchy with the way u wrote it..
ReplyDeleteWow. Okay pretty funny list. What the hell is with the reactions though?
ReplyDeleteIts just a joke right.
People need to learn to take a joke.
Oh and I'm currently pregnant, making an awesome sandwich, cleaning the kitchen and putting clothes in to wash. All at the same time.
Its a joke! idiots. Laugh. If you don't find it funny. Don't read it. Jeeze.
Congrats to who made the list.
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ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
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beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
to all you guys out there that want a "sammich", go make your own damn food. women are not your slaves.
ReplyDeletei swear. the next time i hear i guy say "go get me a sammich" i will scream and mad.
hey lauren, what are you doing on the computer? there is no room for a computer in the kitchen. or in the bed. now go do what god made you for, make all of us sammiches!
ReplyDeleteboys boys boys,
ReplyDeleteif every girl in the world read this we'd probably all be lesbians... i mean, I'm really glad there are guys out there who aren't complete jackasses like most of the guys who commented this... really, "make me a sandwich"? you couldn't think of anything better? well sorry boys, make your own damn sandwiches... because with that attitude you're not gonna get a girl to do it... q:
fuck ya go make me a sandwich bitch i am fucking hungry and your right ^ there is no room in the kitchen for a computer so get your lazy fat ass up and go make me a sandwich bitch, wtf are you doing on the comp any way you sure as hell dont pay the electricity bill with your money you uses your mans who as been out working all day to get that money.
ReplyDeleteisn't this from thefrisky.com?
ReplyDeleteevery guy's dream girl makes sandwiches, doesnt bitch, and plays cod.
ReplyDeleteI would know. Im that girl.
yes i found my girl thank you Sandwich+kitchen=win :D
ReplyDeletehonestly i don't understand why there's so much controversy over this
ReplyDeleteit's just for fun so chill the fuck out and enjoy it
don't read so much into it
whoever wrote this, it's jokess and i love it
being a girl i see the humour in this because while it doesn't all apply to all girls, every girl can relate to at least one of these things.
kudos
". Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby." That's not a "fact" it's based on statistics. Seriously get your fucking facts and stats right.
ReplyDeleteall these freakin people are taking this list WAYYY to seriously. i mean, COME ON. and all of this is completely true. (im a girl, i think i would know). and this list, DOES NOT make girls sluts.
ReplyDeleteand for the girls complaining: DONT EVEN TELL ME that you wouldnt do some of the things if not all, mentioned up there. your lying to yourself if you think your totally innocent of doing these things from time to time.
ESPECIALLY covering up blemishes.
ITS FOR FUN. stop reading so much into it.
Yeah seriously.... what the fuck is up with the whole sandwich thing.... Just because your spent doesnt mean you get to be lazy as hell... We works our asses off and you do nothing.... Thanks guys, but you can get off me and make your own food <3
ReplyDeletewell, wtf ever... some girls do make the money in their house hold... so suck a dick... if you want a Damn sandwhich you could ask... not scream " make me a sammich bitch!" guys are NO better than girls, and you shouldnt belittle us by acting like we live to serve you... stupid ass fuckin retards.
ReplyDeletein my honest opinion, this list is actually more offending to women than the 10 things only guys can do.
ReplyDeleteI think that because.... half of this list makes it seem like everything girls do are for guys
e.e;
and at 17:cover up a zit;
seriously? wow... just.... wow.....
I disagree with #16.
ReplyDeleteI have long hair, and I look damn good. haha
I dont even care about any of these..
ReplyDeletegirls are horrible at multitasking...
ReplyDeleteare you sure you want me to make you a sandwitch? I may poision it!!!! mwa!!!
ReplyDeleteMen can sleep with as many women they want and no one cares, whereas women get called slags. Thongs look "gross" on everyone, especially with low jeans on, so that's out, they're about as sexy as a broom. PMS may be an excuse, but you also get to experience all that moodiness and pain 3-5 days out of the month too. You have to go through labour, can't lift as much, run as fat etc as men. Have lower metabolisms and have to eat less, gain fat more easily, lose muscle tone more easily. The last name thing? Heard of "Prince"? Your hair takes forever to grow so a bad haricut and you're screwed...
ReplyDeleteAnyway there's too many to list, you know men have it easier, you fucking bitch about it all the time
21. Making sandwiches because we are dumb bitches
ReplyDeletegirls dont have to reload??
ReplyDelete"seriously? whoever wrote this, how about you try and make yourself look a bit more respectable as a woman.. you're a disgrace... stop shaking your booty for men, so they buy you drinks and get a fucking job so you can buy your own.. and maybe make the list a bit more accurate.. fucks sake... you're making all of us look bad.."
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha ^^ you're hilarious
whoever made this IS making us all look bad
women aren't allowed to talk in my country
ReplyDeleteSome of these are just horrible.
ReplyDeleteGuys get mani/pedis all the time - they just don't get their nails painted.
They wear concealer and cream and stuff. Yes, guys use proactive, and they can because you can't tell they're wearing anything to begin with. Guys don't "fake it." Well, they do, but they call it "improvisation."
Oh, and drag queens (some of them are actually not gay) can do ALL of this stuff too. And they're GUYS.
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
very funny. :)
ReplyDeleteeven though a lot of it might not be true reading the list still put a smile on my face for a little bit.
All these kinda suck u know
ReplyDeletealso girls can touch guys boobs but we cant or else we get bitched slapped:P
ReplyDeletea feminist bitch definitely wrote this
ReplyDeletehahahah the guys on here are so lame its hilarious. morons.
ReplyDeletehahahaha i love this thanks =D
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
whore.... hahahaha guys, we are way better! we can just FUCK everything
ReplyDeleteShit like this pisses me off so much. If you women want gender equality then act equal.
ReplyDeletei wana be a grl now. wen i die, im comin bak as a grl fer sure, heaven can wait. im actually so pissed tht women get tht sympathy cuz theyre grrls. even tho its called "being a man" dont mean we can be trampled on by women. its fukin gay tht grls can do watever, even punch and kik a guy again and again wthout gettin in truble at the age of 21 but if a guy slaps a grl she can call the cops. i dont see y we cant all treat eachother the same... theres no reason a guy cant touch grl boobs if a grl can touch his "boobs".
ReplyDeletethe reason why women live longer is because men have to put up with women!! dumb bitches
ReplyDeleteYou know this page was made by a bitch, not everything in life is having orgasms!!!!
ReplyDelete-JESUS WAS A MAN-
What are these bitches doing out of the kitchen anyway?
ReplyDeleteSo most of this is about women using themselves as items to get what they want without work. Soooo....women are lazy sluts?
ReplyDeleteAlso: I'm a man and I don't have to "reload."
You should stop fucking around with pussy guys.
WOW they can act like sluts to get what they want
ReplyDeletekay, so i'll agree that this is a bit juvenile and immature; like honestly -getting pregnant is a low blow. But as a girl i so agree that women are better at multitasking than men. But more than any thing this is perpetuating sexist stereotypes against women. Honestly wearing a thong and shaking your butt isn't the best thing to say a women can do. Thats just degrading and merely states that women are good flirters.
ReplyDeleteOn the topic of the sandwich- you all need to calm down and think of a new food item cuz this whole "sammich"thing is getting old. Personally I prefer cookies.
6 men can have multiple orgasms with out reloading. u need to know how, i cam 14times without losing a hardon
ReplyDeleteshut up and go make me a God dam sandwitch
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm a girl, 22 years old... and I have to say I LOVE this page! <3333 I'm such a dirty slut... I would love a big dick up my tight pussy hole. I wouldn't mind getting fucked by any man in the world! :)
ReplyDeleteWow, Reaally ? This was supposed to be a f*cking JOKE ! Take it easy chiildren ! Not all girls are sluts, and use our looks and pms to get what we want . I think that girls and guys are equal , and we should all be treated equal. Ohh , and BTW , No fucking girl is going to make you fuck ups a sandwich , i would fucking be surprised if any girl acctually went out with any of you sexist bastards (: Oh , yaa , ima giirl :P Lol.
ReplyDeleteahaha they can multitask? how many women have crashed there car while trying to text or put make up on?
ReplyDeletehow many women are good safe drivers to begin with?
ReplyDeletehmmm.... 5-10 years longer eh? Bs....studies show that 97% of studies are biased through selective research and selective testing to produce the desired results...strangely enough, the study of who lives longer was one of the very first recognized studies as producing a false positive without correct research practices. Same goes for the multi-tasking study...I'm a guy and I am currently holding 15 conversations on Facebook, while doing a 8 way call on skype and playing Heroes of Newerth while also listening to music, eating a sub from Subway, and listening to the news...I don't know too many females who can do that...mostly just us gamers can do those things is what I have observed.
ReplyDeletethe negative immature comments by guys just show how much more better a women is then a man...a man may think they have all the power, but a women is the one pulling the strings...
ReplyDeleteu forgot cook and clean!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha gotta love women jokes:
ReplyDeleteQ:why dont women drive on the highway?
A:last time i checked there was no highway from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Q:wanna hear a joke?
A:womens rights.
Q:whats tough enough for a man but made for a women?
A:the back of my hand.
Q:what do you call a women with two black eyes?
A:lucky.
Q2:what do you call a women with one black eye?
A2:a fast leaner .
Q:what do you tell a women with two black eyes?
A:nothin, you already told her twice.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: trick question, feminists can't change anything!
Q:Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
A:They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
yeah number 5 is the gayest one. whoever made this is a LESBOOO!!!
ReplyDeletegirl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
ReplyDeleteasked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... ... See ... See MoreMoreSee... See... See more... See More... See More ... See MoreMore... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
SUPERFICIAL
ReplyDeleteOk just because of what they said in number 5 does not mean they are lesbo i want a good reason why you all think this person is lesbo because of that and 2nd in a men ever tells me to go make a sandwhich because they think that men rule the world i would put him in his place. oh and guys, if you ever actually went to school and took biology or health class you would know that men are actually 90% female and only the head of your sperm is male in your body.
ReplyDeleteVery well done, power to women!
ReplyDelete10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
ReplyDeleteGuys could do that too if it was a female cop or a gay male cop... Nice try though...
15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or “period” and men instantly let you have your way.
So not true... And I am female and I don't pms... Everyone gets bitch for a reason male or female and if you get bitchy for no reason then your just up douche. And most guys really don't care if your pms'ing, just kinda makes you seem like a manipulative bitch wouldn't you say?
17. Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.
Guys can cover up zits too.. It doesn't make them weird or gay t cover up a blemish. This goes for the mani pedi one too.
You make it seem as if all females are is sluts and bitches. Gratz! Thank you for degrading us a little more.
ReplyDeletePeople it doesnt matter about ur sex that judges how old ur going to live to. its about how healthy you are not ur sex. wtf and u guys are mad funny lmao. "agreed, all women are good for is making sandwiches they should be locked up in zoos for guys to fuck and the ladies just do all the work so they dont have to constantly be nagging on the guys..."
ReplyDeleteDumb ass Females!!! we need to lock them up in zoo's whorehouses and concentration camp's and make them give us blowjobs and food!
ReplyDeletegirls who think they r better than guys r fucked in the head. and guys who think that girls r just there to make fucking sandwitches r retarded.
ReplyDeletewe r all equal. girls cant go around asking for more attention as the "weaker sex" then ask for spectial treatment. unforrtunatly when women get equal treatment many men think of it as special.
this list is a joke and everone needs to chill just a bit!
and the person who made this list is a lesbo and feminist? feminists usually fight for womens rights. this list is a joke that if u take it seriously makes us look like sluts. and a lesbian? the whole fucking thing is talking about how to get guys!
the whole thing is way to much of a reaction over a joke!
Women can make a man a sandwich. It's just wrong for a man to make another man a sandwich
ReplyDeletewhateva peepss..this is is ridick (ur comments)it dont matter the orientation of the person that wrote this list @ alll or whether or not this person is a feminist or not.....what matters is that most of the stuff she said is rather relevant and true...u peeps r just trying to find invalid excuses not to listen or pay attention to the truth shes trying to convey thruout this list........ i feel dat this list is more legit than false.... so u pessimists bout it can all go f@#k urselves.. nuff said.......
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, the first comment was so fucking funny just because they spelled "definitely" wrong and said "defiantly", so like, the 90 year old is having an orgasm, oh yes she is, DEFIANTLY. WITH A FUCKING PURPOSE. Lol'd for days on that one.
ReplyDeleteLook, women, you shouldn't be posting stuff like this, especially when the kitchen is unoccupied.
ReplyDeleteWomen can do one thing that men cant.
ReplyDeleteThey know how to make men sammiches.
you forgot making a sandwich
ReplyDeleteand getting me a beer ^^
ReplyDeletehaha and girls can hug each other and hold hands n stuff like that without it looking gay
ReplyDeleteI was gonna comment on stupid comments, but then I saw an ad for Harry Potter and forgot what I was gonna say.
ReplyDelete9. Men can too. It's called a kilt.
ReplyDeletewhoever said that thing about men being 90% women? you're a dumbass. All humans are 99.9% the same as each other and the only thing that differs us is that women have pussies and men have dicks. Fuck bitches, get money :D
ReplyDeleteshut up bitch and make me my goddamn fucking sandwich.
ReplyDeleteLet's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
ReplyDeleteand attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA...
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch
'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthafucka?
I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...'
'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'
Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch won't phony
She ain't no dummy she's right the ...
Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving
See a young nigga that's striving
You're thru' without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or ether P-M-S
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you'
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
'Cause a bitch is a bitch
'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
you what a bitch is.'
'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.'
'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!'
'Fuck you, bitch!
'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!
I once knew a bitch who got a slack
'Cause she playing me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who's fucking who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you're the kind that won't bleak
'Cause you don't think, yo, shit stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink
'Cause I'll down you ass
Than I'll clown your ass
'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Been your ass over then I'm thru'
? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
probably are.
Bitch!
Im pretty sure men can do all those things except get pregnant and blame it on PMS. Women just do those things better because they have tits and asses which is all they are actually good for anyways
ReplyDeleteEXCUSE ME!!! you pusha kid out, and then try to tell me that men rule the world......btw im pretty sure your mama wouldnt be to proud of the comment!!!
ReplyDeleteQ:Why can't Hellen Keller Drive?
ReplyDeleteA:Cause shes a woman
Every bitch on here can fuckin blow me your all a bunch of retarted cunts
Robert Downey Jr. is not a dirty old man! He's hot. :x
ReplyDelete"Woman, go make me a sandwich..."
ReplyDeleteFor one, you look like an utter jackass if you say it.
Two, that kind of talk isn't gonna get you laid...
oh my god. i hate it when people take this shit so seriously. after reading this i felt a little happier to be a chick, so calm your fucking panties people, cause this is just funny and awesome.
ReplyDeleteas a man this was gay but were always going to have girls shaken there ass 4 us no matter what
ReplyDeleteyeye bitch make me a fukkin sammich
ReplyDeleteWay to be degrading to women.
ReplyDelete10 points to Hufflepuff.
Another one: girls have more tolerance for pain.
ReplyDeletePS: we have periods and we're the ones who have to have the baby, guys. You guys have it MUCH easier, and sympathy for us isn't for nothing!! Besides, none of you would be here if it weren't for us, and I think the reason is obvious...
I'm pretty sure there are men who have dropped their last name as well, you female moron eg. Prince, Beck, Bono, Sting. Not hard, fucktard
ReplyDeleteWHAT DO YOU MEAN NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT YOU?!?!?! SPERM IS A PRETTY IMPORTANT PART OF THE EQUATION SO NONE OF YOU WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT US TOO! WOMEN ARE SO DUMB!
ReplyDeleteconsidering most women (especially whoever created this) are ugly as fuck, i doubt 99% of women could get out a speeding ticket even with the fattest disgrace of a cop. pathetic bitches
ReplyDeleteoh damn, i forgot that every man in the world wears ratty old sneakers! fucking idiots, go vacuum the carpet hoes
ReplyDeletei think a guy always has more power and control to many things than a women, u name it ...
ReplyDeletewhy the hell would u want 2 get pregnant?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is wrong with long hair? Cool people with long hair: Slash, Johnny Depp, Eddie Vedder, Martin Riggs, Prince, Qui Gon Jinn.... list goes on. Typical stupid women
ReplyDeletewomen can also make sandwhiches
ReplyDeleteand clean
guys can soo wear skits..i have seen it :D
ReplyDeletetrue true
to those who think that all women in the world are like "omg so true" about these.. well, i'm not completely agreeing. there are a couple of things that are pretty true, but actually i don't think cramps are anything to brag about. i am female, btw. sometimes i'd rather be a guy so nobody would call me a slut if i someday want to look good. and with this i'm not saying every guy does that, but i know a couple of those. but hey, these are hilarious. :DD
ReplyDeleteThese are soo stupid and its a list of things that men wouldnt want to do. Who cares if you are able to get a manicure?? that isnt an accomplishment or something to make a website about. most is these made me say "So what, i dont want to be able to do that"
ReplyDeletemen would live longer if it wasnt for the stress of women n lots of guys wear girls clothes guys miss a hair cut just look like a surfie n clearly being a dirthy old man is great hitting on young women without getting slaped 4 it n demi moore probs is heaps loose tht n men arnt complicated if were pissed at someone we dont bitch behind the back we go up n hit them as for 9 one word kilt
ReplyDeletei know it was intended a joke and everything but i didnt laugh at all. not because im a man or that i cant take one, but because this was woeful. absoloute woeful.
ReplyDeletenow make me a fruity cocktail to wash my sandwich down :)
you forgot one thing, make a sandwich, and btw when a woman gives birth her she lives shorter
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck off course men carnt get pregnant you fucking wierdosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss U DONT FUKIN KNOW FUCKIN ANYTHIN!! <3 on the bright side men carnt do all the otha things??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeletei love cheese ;)
ReplyDeleteguys can attract women to in many ways. This list makes us look stupid.
ReplyDeleteI just don't understand femminists are sexists. It's called being a hypocrite ( I bet it was one of them or a lesbian, or both that wrote this) It's all a load of shit and a waste of time. Time that could've been spent making me a goddam sandwich.
ReplyDelete21. Be entirely superficial. Nuff said.
ReplyDelete