Wednesday, May 5, 2010

21 Most Embarrassing Names in English

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1,537 comments:

  1. Haha, my music teacher is called Carol Ling. Yes, that's her real name

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  2. mike hunt

    go figure...

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  3. Just in case lol

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  4. lol. this is very lame..... but its like wow. who names their child these.... is so dumb!

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  5. my friend's classmate is called Harry Dick. like seriously.

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  6. humphrey flowerdew... no joke - he went to my school

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  7. sinthoore. which means "angrywhore" in norwegian. goes to my school

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  8. ben dover, mike hock

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  9. jack russell

    ...woof

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  10. What about Ben Dover?? Rawr >.<

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  11. dude, Richard Head

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  12. Ahahaha! I love the Jack Goff! lol

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  13. robin banks (not a good name for a police officer!)

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  14. What about Tes who married a mr tickle :D

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  15. my pe teacher...PAT MYCOCK

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  16. Sue You she's a lawyer LOL
    Jack Daniels i think that would be aweosme!

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  17. jack offen seriously!!

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  18. My mum had a teacher called Hugh Watt! Haha

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  19. i knew someone called chris cross!

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  20. you forgot VICTORIA SPONGE!!
    me and my mates used 2 laff at that :P x

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  21. these arent even embaressing.

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  22. oh my goodness, my frend was going to be called Tripta, and her second name is Back. but her middle name was goin to be Helen (after her mam), so she would have been Tripta Helen Back! :L

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  23. even worse. willie stroker

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  24. SHUT THE FUCK UP. OR IMA GUNNA JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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  25. what about peter file

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  26. look at amelia smallman on facebook, shes a wankin twat, check her profile out

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  27. A Boy Called Chris Goes To My School. His Surname Is Peacock. Sad Man :/ Everyone Calls Him Crispy, Poor Guy :L

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  28. ash brown hahahah like what you eat for breakfast

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  29. my teacher taught someone called ben dover.

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  30. im called harry muff :( sounds like hairy muff :(

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  31. wayne carr!
    LOL!

    kourtney.

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  32. noo a worse pone iis issac mycock

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  33. I genuinely know someone called Teresa Green ahahaha

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  34. Annette Curtain

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  35. I knew someone called Richard/ Dick Head!

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  36. my biology teacher. European lad.
    mr hares.
    first name dickon.
    yes. dickon hares. fuck his life.

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  37. i know someone called richard head!!! (dick head!)

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  38. I seriously no someone called Eric Shone (sounds like erection) (boner)

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  39. I know someone called Bamboo Cheeseman.
    No, I'm not joking.

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  40. I know Someone called Ben Dover

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  41. Ahmed MORADI, wich means Ahmed Yourmum :D

    i know this guy, and this is the truth..

    Ahmed Moradi is from norway, my land :)

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  42. baden burns.

    his letters arrive to master baden burns

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  43. what about mike hawk?

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  44. my music teacher is called miss isles
    yep missiles

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  45. I know someone called Sukhda Dongh :S

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  46. i know a richard everard :)
    so of course we shorten richard to dick, as you would in this case :D
    dick everard

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  47. my mates bothers first two names are richard william, shortened to dick willy :L

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  48. How about Crystal Shaunda Leare? No joke mates. She's from the East Coast.

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  49. what about PAT DABUTT

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  50. My old french teacher is called miss Isles.. (missiles)
    and my mums friend is called Justin Tyme (yes thats right Just In Time)

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  51. You forgot justin bieber

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  52. Jenny Taylor (say it outload)

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  53. Chris Peacock
    Drew Peacock
    Mike Hunt

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  54. Theres a guy at my school called Ben Dover :P Seriously but in the yearbook they change his name :(

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  55. an old teacher was called eilene back

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  56. suckapussyco .... shes african lol

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  57. My step dads intitals spell out J.E.W

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  58. i had a friend in primary school called jack-daniel :L. and my sister has a friend called drew peacock. seriously XD

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  59. Wayne King ????
    Harry Boe ????
    Dan Gleballs

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  60. Moshan Elghady ... yes that is his name, guess his skin colour ?? ... yes he is black :')

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  61. Young Chi Chuna yes he is chinese

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  62. My mum's friend's surname is Bull.

    She named her twin sons Harry and Terry.

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  63. My teacher mrs.dick had a baby, named her iona :) ... Iona Dick :P <3

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  64. ben dover
    ilene dover :D

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  65. Isaac Cox
    (first name) Scum

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  66. I knew a guy called Richard Cummings

    Yeah, he got a lot of grief for it.

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  67. i know someone called Freddie Fagg

    shameful.

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  68. Eileen Dover, Ewan Carr, Ben Draper

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  69. Mike Oxlittle
    Mike Oxahugeschlong
    Ever-Tony-Ann

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  70. lmao haha there os funii just imagin ur mate or teacher even named that ahhaaaa xx

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  71. I knew a slag called carolina

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  72. Justin Credible

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  73. the ultimate one forgotten is
    Ben Dover (:

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  74. My dad went to school with a girl named "Carey Hunt" ahah, work it out ;)

    Also, I know a guy called Paul Kew. For real.

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  75. wayne ker
    wanye king
    iolene over

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  76. Mike Hunt
    Ben Dover
    Eileen Dover
    Paul McCock
    Phil McCock

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  77. What about Eric Shaun??

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  78. i ve got a friend who's last name is bates

    soo people call him master bates !!

    (say it out loud if you dont get it)

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  79. Bradley KnoBalls

    (No Balls:])

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  80. That's nothing, there's genuinly a science teacher at my school called Mr Mistry. Wtf.

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  81. frankie cummings.

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  82. John Glasscock. You could always see him coming :')

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  83. Also "Chris Peacock" say it out loud quite fast and also "Lou peacock"

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  84. Karry okey , ben dover phil mckrackin, hellen back

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  85. What about Holly Day (Holiday)
    My dad was going to call me Holly. But my mum just said NO.

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  86. i know someone called barcardi ann coke

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  87. i have two
    drew peacock
    and
    paul dick

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  88. I knew someone years ago at school called Teresa Green, and also someone called Allcock

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  89. my pe teacher. heather shave. she has hairy toes.

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  90. ivana hump?
    ben dover?
    eilien dover?
    phil mccrack?
    Victoria Amelia Giffen? (the initials)

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  91. Ben Dover <3 :P

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  92. Phil McCrackin
    Joanne Card (Say it outloud fast) :P
    Pat McGroin
    Phil McGroin

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  93. Huh...I have a chemistry teacher at my school called Mr Ray Peacock (possibaly with a son called Chris?).

    Just say 'raypeacock' really quickly, and you'll see.

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  94. i seen on the T.V that a presenters name was called Willie Stroker.

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  95. imogen patricia freely letters say miss I.P.Freely lol no joke she is my cousins daughter :)

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  96. Annabell Isabelle End

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  97. dan druff haha Peng-Win or Luke Atis lool

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  98. joe king my friends name

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  99. My Chemistry Teacher is called "Mr Rickard William Coxx"
    Poor man :(
    Dick Willy Coxx

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  100. justin bieber is an embarrassing name to have lol

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  101. jake raper WOOW!!! what a name

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  102. Ben Dover?
    mind you, we have a Teacher call miss willie... seriously.

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  103. Wayne Kaboobie haha (and he was an indian breast surgeon lol)

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  104. yeah i know someone called mike hunt :) i never worked it out until now :L

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  105. my cousin is addressed as "MR E MANN" on letters and stuff - mystery man! freaky.

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  106. Callum Vanes (christopher griffin):L

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  107. Callum vanes but when he loses his v hell be called callum anes

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  108. um... it is Mary Chris Smith

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  109. justyn tyme...pronounced justin time...met him at a concert lol.

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  110. fuck.... someone said "Hugh Butt"
    biggest fail ive seen today. its Hugh Jass. ffs!!

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  111. one of my school's teacher's name is Mrs. Weiner.
    her husband's name is Harry.
    SUCKS FOR HIM!
    :D

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  112. my pe teacher was called spencer pratt

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  113. dude, there's an actual guy at my school called isaac moorecock

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  114. Dan Gleesack, Harry Ballsonya, Ben Dover

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  115. WAYNE CARR & WILLIE TAYLOR

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  116. No word of a lie one of my best mates real name is Mike Hunt and he makes so much money and gets so many free things out of people by using the line 'if i can make you life by only telling you my name will you *insert whatever he wants that night*' and he gets it, including girls, thankfully i wasnt stupid enough to say yes when he asked me :')

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  117. i know an asian kid called 'Harry Wang'

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  118. I know a dude called Dwain Pipe.

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  119. my best friend ( a guy but i am a girl ) his name is Kurtis and his last name is WIEDNER silen d

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  120. dwayne pipe
    eileene dover
    miles long
    :)

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  121. JUSTIN CASE Is a lawyer on tv
    eh says call me just ..in ...case ;) :P

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  122. dude, anyones who's last name is "smallwood". xD

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  123. anyone with the last name bates or bater so when they get letters as a child it saids: Dear Master Bater/s
    i love it when i get Master Bates letters :D it cracks me up every time!

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  124. a teacher at my old school was calle mr. dick who got kicked out for 'handleing students innapropriatly' :|

    ..but anyway ,, apparently his sons called isaac! :L

    Isaac Dick :|

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  125. haha some of these are funny:P there is really a man called mike hawk :L and some of these peoples comments...... you might aswell have a friend called chocopops ricecrispy cakes :S cos some of them are just soooooooo stupid and obviously made up just dont bother if your going to be stupid please :)

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  126. how is justin bieber an enbarasign name to have?????????????

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  127. Isaac Moorcock. Say it out loud :P. Actually know someone called this. Baaaad.

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  128. I have a friend named Jack Hoff.. hahaha.

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  129. Phelim Daly and Mercedes Carr - both genuine people

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  130. Sukma Ick <- real person
    Carlo Spicywinner <- haha ne 1 who gets that watches family guy way 2 muchhh lol

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  131. Mike Hunt's It She
    Dickens Cider

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  132. my mates surname is mycock

    the list goes dad! Paul my cock
    then theres the boys
    tom mycock
    roger mycock
    phil mycock
    issac mycock

    tbh i think there parents hated them all xx

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  133. rofl, those are funny. the mary christmas one was a bit of a force though.

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  134. richard head lolololololol

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  135. former Newcastle winger Brian Pinas!

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  136. The school I went to when I was a kid, we had a french teacher and her name was Mrs Boudervilly..

    We used to chant.

    Miss boudervily had a 10 foot willy, she showed it to the girl nextdoor,
    She thought it was a snake
    So she hit it with a rake,
    And now it's only two foot four.

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  137. Luke Wright (look right)

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  138. My friends teachers husbands name is Harry Weiner. no joke.

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  139. my head teachers surname was bateman so read as head master bateman

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  140. (headteacher) master. bates

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  141. how about Hugh Janus, there was a bloke used to come in the pub called jo king and he was always telling jokes. my mate worked with a bloke called richard soles so everyone used to get on the tannoy to call mr r soles. lol

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  142. pat mahiney.
    smelma pits.
    tess tickle.
    don keydick.

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  143. Hugh G Rection
    Eileen Dover
    Ben Dover
    Caress MaSac

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  144. i know a guy named chris cross

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